Self-meditation on romantic decay

2009-08-29T00:04:00.002+08:00

Assalamualaikum children,

Well, one week of ramadhan already man. So fast. 1 more exam paper to go and then yahoo already. Oh yah, azan is so slow. Especially for subuh. Its like bile mau game. Aku dabes solat azan masih belom habis. XD

Aug 26, 2009
3 died in 2 motorcycle accidents aka 3 killed by drivers.

Motorcyclists accounted for 42 per cent of deaths in traffic accidents in the first half of this year. The figure for the whole of last year was 44 per cent.

TWO traffic accidents involving motorcycles that happened within an hour of each other left three men - aged 21 or younger - dead on Tuesday.
In the first accident in Jurong at around 12.45am, the motorcyclist died and his pillion was injured; in the second one in Sengkang, both the motorcyclist and his pillion died.

The victims will become part of the grim statistics for this year.
Already, the Traffic Police have noted that, in the first half of the year, motorcyclists accounted for 42 per cent of deaths in traffic accidents. The figure for the whole of last year was 44 per cent.

In the Jurong accident, motorcyclist Ganesan K. Revi Chandran, 19, and his pillion Kok Chun Kai, 18, had stopped in the left-most lane at the signalised cross junction between Jalan Bahar and Jurong West Avenue 5 when they were hit from behind by a car. Mr Chandran was giving Mr Kok a ride home from Safra Jurong and the pair were headed for Lim Chu Kang Road.
Mr Kok, who is due to start his national service stint next month, woke up with head injuries in hospital, remembering little. Mr Chandran was pronounced dead at 2.10am at the hospital.

The driver of the car, aged 29, is helping police with their investigations. Mr Kok, saying it was the first time Mr Chandran had given him a lift, added: 'I feel sad that this has happened. We were 'hi and bye' friends...It's so sudden.'

In the Sengkang accident, motorcyclist Irsyad Giman, 20, and his pillion Muhammad Nazmi Mohamed Arif, 21, were in Compassvale Street heading for Anchorvale Street.

They were at the junction of Compassvale Street and Sengkang East Road when they collided with a lorry coming from Sengkang East Road and headed towards Anchorvale Road. The pair, believed to have been on their way home after having supper in Geylang, died at the scene.

Sad case. It makes me feel like “aikusemangat, tanak naik motor lagi uh”. Its like putting one foot in the coffin. Very vulnerable. Experienced a lot of near-accident before. Damn those bastards drivers, change lane without signal light, tibe2 msk lane, tk give way, no respect to bikers se. Lucky im still alive. If not da claim insurance. XD. Wassalam.

2009-08-21T22:35:00.001+08:00

Assalamualaikum kids,

Well, ramadhan is here. Tomorrow puase. Haiz, habisla aku, weight turon, baru nak sampai 70kg. This coming Tuesday maths exam. Haiz, habisla aku, belom habis blaja mcmne nk dpt distinction. My hair still undone. Left side pendek, right side panjang. Fwahaha.

Oh ya, 5 hari da tak naik moto, tadi naik mcm syiok plak. Fwahaha. Baru kickstart, white smoke da berkepul-kepul. Throttle je, mcm 10 ppl puff cigarette at the same time. Fuh gerek. Now, nak makan byk2. Esk sahur mcm zombie. Selamat berpuasa ya! Wassalam.

2009-08-09T23:14:00.000+08:00

Assalamualaikum children,

Well, HAPPY BIRTHDAY SINGAPORE! 44 years old ey? Still going strong ey. Quite happening today. Didn’t catch the full NDP cos [it sucks] I was at my parents’ friend house celebrating their son birthday. Fuh, mcm2 makanan ade. Puas haaaati uh. Laugh laugh laugh. Eat eat eat till full. Nak bend badan pon tk bole XD.

Afterwards, went home then cousins came. Eat eat eat again. After that play catching at void deck. Keperat, but fun. Last2 I ran home XD. Oh ya, last Saturday morning, I achieved my achievement. Ride till 150km\h (with pillion) at CTE around 145am. Woooo. Gerek. Then, main2 dgn super 4 (with pillion). I won I guess cos suddenly he slowed down. Wooo. Now watching 300. Great movie. 4.9/5. Cos nothing is perfect. XD. Wassalam.

2009-08-07T19:30:00.001+08:00

Assalamualaikum kids,

Well, today sat for device interface and programming test. Damn, hard like brick. XD. But doable though. Almost late for test. Got diarrhea. Dunno how many times I go toilet se. Brrrrr. Now, 2 common test papers are down, one more coming and 3 exam papers to go. Life is hard. XD

Nowadays I see a lot of TPs se. Aku da la tk bole kne tahan by TP. Confirm kena saman se. Black visor + headlight not on + mods. Saman $70++ se. Everytime TP is nearby, ape lagi, pecut mcm jebon se. XD selamat. Plus, petrol price has risen. Dang it. Nampaknye gini everytime nk pump kne g jb?

Oh ya, going to pick my sista at novena square at 130am from Malaysia. Pagi2 bute bawak laju2. Fuh gerek skali dong. Mintak2 tkde road block. *Super sigh*. Wassalam.

2009-07-23T19:23:00.002+08:00

Assalamualaikum children,

Well, on the 25th of july (this sabtuday) my band Letdown Bunch will be performing at Gossip Bar located at Parklane Mall (Dhoby Ghaut). We gonna rock & roll, sweet & sweat at 330pm. The tix cost $8 only. Do come and enjoy the show. Support our band. WE NEED YOU. YES YOU! X_X. We gonna play songs from Green Day and Blink 182. So, expect the unexpected XD. There will be a lot of awesome bands. Invite your friends too. After that maybe we can chillax around town. Pm me for tix. Wassalam.

2009-07-07T15:01:00.006+08:00

Assalamualaikum kids,

Well, today was maths common test. Quite easy. Hopefully I get B or above. Happy uh bcos common test was relatively easy. Then disaster happens.

I was on my way home and it starts to rain heavily. Kene pin & needle se. Afterwards adjacent to khatib mrt was a red lights stop. I was tailgating this sp, selet2, skali dia brake pulak. I emergency brake, fishtailed and booooom, hit the bike, fall, hit a car on my right. Don’t know I hit the car on my left or not.

Bubble, side mirror, racing footrest berkecai. Tail pecah sikit. Scratches here and there. Lucky engine tkde pape, masih kuat lagi. VRENG!! A lot people came to help, including my neighbour. Maybe they want to take my bike's plate number. Tomorrow confirm 1st price. XD. Blablabla exchange particulars. The person I hit is a nyp student who live near my block. Fwahaha. Then straight away go to workshop.

Since brake da rosak, kene pakai kaki, da mcm flintstone. Luckily I wear vans shoe. Brake pon mcm van. XD. Alhamdulillah I just got a few cuts only. Pelik bin ajaib bin misteri btol. The repair cost I think around $150 - $200. There she goes...

Tomorrow common test for cost accounting. Now I can’t study. Teringat2 accident scene tu. Fuh, mcm in the movie se. fwahaha. Since my bike is at the hospital, maybe I’ll be taking mrt to school? Wassalam.

2009-07-04T14:38:00.001+08:00

Assalamualaikum children,

Well, yesterday went to terminal 1 sent farewell to my cousin who continues his studies at Monash University in Australia. Flew there with his friends taking biomedical engineering. Nice. 25k a year, hmmm where/how can I get that amount of money… XD. All the best, see ya in a year time. Apparently my little cousin likes to fight. Everytime we meet, he'll try to knock me off, arm wrestle, hit me at the back/front, punch, punch and a lot of punches. Luckily, I got a black belt in taekwondo XD.

Oh ya, yesterday mark the first bus ride for me since like 3 months+? Yeah. It was boring. Soooo slow. Had a long sleep. Nice. Cut my hair today. Short like a shortie? Here I am, hungry, lazy to study. Happy Youth Day to the youth T_T. Wassalam.

2009-06-27T00:03:00.002+08:00

Assalamualaikum kids,

Well, finally, like finally a sincere buyer has bought my bc rich assassin guitar and its not a rocker or musician who bought it, it’s a Filipino hooker. Fwahah. A beautiful hooker I must say. Fiza-O lookalike, hot right. XD

When she called me to meet at orchard towers (she work there), I thought a rock chick se. Happy uh mane tau bole tackle. Fwahaha. Naik motor bawak guitar is very torturing. Sampai kul 9pm. She asked me to wait outside Moonshine. As I wait, cuci mate uh abe. XD satu2, fuh. Tkle angz. I thought she works as a waitress or a bartender. 5+ mins later she approached me wearing a well/sexy dress. Tekejot skejap. XD. She checked the guitar and invited me in.

Bile masok pub tu (first time), fuyyo pmpn punye ramai/boobies everywhere, dgn lagu techno, dgn lampunya, dgn poles, hanyut. Skali guard suro aku klua check id. Sign kt lua pub tu letak man 23 years old and above, woman 21 years old and above. The girl was like huh what happen. Then blablabla gain entry. Woohoo. She thought im 23 years old T_T. Sit at the corner surrounded by hookers. One of them dance infront of me. Bepeloh aku dibuatnye. Chit chat. She bought the guitar for her brother at Philippine. She is very pretty I tell you and her laugh/smile is very sweet. She offered me drinks. Nah. Later she gave me mango juice (agknye uh XD). Tak minom. Mane tau ade pills ke. Fwahaha.

Blablabla and farewell. Then went home happily ever after. Forgot to ask her name. Dammit. News that shocked the world, Michael Jackson died on 25 june 2009 at the age of 50. He lived as a legend and died as a legend. RIP. Wassalam.

2009-06-21T23:26:00.003+08:00

Assalamualaikum children,

Well, happy birthday to our bro halame, may the force be with you. Thanks the many many many for the pit session. The pit was at east coast park pit 30 area C. Reunion with schoolmates. Awesome. But sadly, some didn’t make it. Eat, drink, chat, sing, guitar, laugh, swim.

Played futsal with fellow abg2 bikers adjacent to our pit from 9pm-11pm. Kaycho/happening/fun. Eat here eat there. Time checked 12am, six people including me carry halame and throw him onto the open sea. See, I told you I can carry halame XD. Only a few overnight. Halame got facial, so does meera's bf. Fwahaha tak bersala. Played black jack and poker till I dozed off to sleep at 430am. Gerek tido di tepi pantai yang indah. Free flow/non stop wind. Fuh hebat.

Woke up thought at 8am or something skali baru kul 630am. Dammit. Some didn’t sleep, they’re aliens! Terjon laut lagi. Have fun. Lepak2. Kemas2. Farewell at 10am.
Went home tired, sleepy, skin getting darker. Slept for two hours again. Brain dead for awhile. Now I need to study. Oh ya, happy father's day fathers! Wassalam kiddos.

2009-06-18T15:12:00.005+08:00

Assalamualaikum kids,

Well, this song is by our local band The Sallys called Lady Marmalade. Got another malay version called Gadis Marmalade. Awesome song.

The video is about the death of a prostitute and a naive young man who foolishly fell in love. Who then spend the rest of his life in pain and sorrow. Despite his loss, he could still reach and communicate with her . This shows that their love never ends and strong. But to us, love is just a fairy. Enjoy, wassalam.

Lady Marmalade

2009-06-17T23:30:00.005+08:00

Assalamualaikum children,

Well, today went to school to finish/submit one of my projects. And yeah one down two to go. I saw a lot of my friends came to school to study/group study. Damn. They’re hard working kids ey. Especially my foreigner classmate came all the way from Chinatown. Damn. And I have a good time disturbing her. Fwahaha. Then went home eat kfc. Wah, puas hati babe. Its very humid right now and I gotta study. Wassalam.

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2009-06-12T23:51:00.000+08:00

Assalamualaikum kids,

Well, what a jialat day to end the weekdays. Most of us gonna die in semester project (hopefully not). If I failed this module, Im gonna put rocks into his car’s exhaust pipe. But the problem is, I don’t know his car yet. Fwahaha. The teacher is quick tempered, pastu ade blood clot dkt jantung. Klu die mati, aku tk bole menjawab se. Die tudo aku sembarang pulak tu. 3 kali pulak tu. Mcm nk kac stone cold stunner se. Wel-wel btol uh.

Next week is the beginning of the 2 weeks school break. No wrong, 2 weeks study break. Got 2 projects to finish + 4 common tests. A lot to cover man. Damn. So, paintball (all on me XD) or movies anyone? Enjoy your holidays. Wassalam.

2009-06-08T20:29:00.004+08:00

Assalamualaikum children,

Well, today I woke up late for school. Lucky tkde pape (sikit sikit). Have a lot of fun/laughs playing cs with classmates. Basket case you all. Today is the first time I sleep during lecture. Tak bole tahan (sikit sikit). Lucky the lecture one hour only. If two hours, I think I rolled on the floor already.

Below is a clip from a japanese show called the silent library. Funny stuff. Cracked me a lot of times. Respect the japanese. Love the girls too. XD Wassalam.

2009-06-07T21:28:00.004+08:00

Assalamualaikum kids,

Well, today was a rainy day and tomorrow will be the last week of school for this term. Here's a clip of The Imp title Lasagna. Enjoy, wassalam.

The Imp - Spot

2009-06-06T20:25:00.006+08:00

Assalamualaikum children,

Well, weekends at last. Tired of school. Everyday balik lambat. Two times sch till night. Damn. Project here project there, report here report there. Damn. This monday got maths test. Damn. This friday ug test. Damn. Next four weeks common test. Damn. I don't understand a lot of modules/topics. Damn. I can't study. Especially there's a laptop at my desk. Turn on cannot study. Turn off also cannot study. Damn. Need a break. Need a lot of spicy pizzas, a lot of spicy kfc and a spicy chicken lasagna. Damn. Sedap-O. Someday...

Here's a clip of The Imp title Tall. Watch till the end. Funny stuff.

The Imp - Rock

2009-05-29T23:38:00.002+08:00

Assalamualaikum kids,

Well, today I went to school with my mp3 but I left my earpiece at home. Fucked up. Went to workshop after school to service my bike. I’ll get my bike tomorrow evening. Speaking of tomorrow, good luck/all the best to halim for bahas. He should have no problem. I won’t be joining you guys, cos my cousin going to tunang this Sunday, and gotta prepare for the function.

Yesterday while listening to ria during mj12, kc played this rad song. Fuh classic-o. Madu Tiga by The Rock Indonesia. It’s a side project of Dhani from Dewa 19. Awesome band. The drummer is like Travis Barker se. The playing style, the hair, fuh rad. Credits to P Ramlee. The legend. Mj12 seems to be my bedtime story. Wassalam.

2009-05-28T22:55:00.001+08:00

Assalamualaikum children,

Well, today I watched Terminator Salvation with my classmates during the 3 hrs break at AMK hub. Pretty good movie. I give 8.5/10. I recommend you not to watch terminator salvation if you haven’t watch the previous 3 films. You’ll be lost. The movie started at 115pm and ended at 330pm. Our class starts at 3pm. We reached at 340pm. This is not the first time we’re late, cos the teacher can ‘makan’ one. He even asked what show we watched. Fwahaha.

Oh yah, anyone got this song on mp3? I wantly want it. Fwahaha. Never get bored listen to it. Its super-duper catchy. Sounds like a malay version of Avril Lavigne. The song is called Aku Tak Percaya Cinta by Liyana Jasmay. If have send me ok? Awesome song. Wassalam.

2009-05-25T18:50:00.002+08:00

Assalamualaikum kids,

Well, school was ok. Tired as usual. Got a major quiz just now about device interface and programming. Can do 2 times only and teacher will take the average. First attempt (tikam) I got 3 out of 10 (unlucky). Pathetic right? fwahaha. Second attempt, 9 out of 10. My super-brain vietnamese friend helped me. Lucky got kaki like him. If not...I don't know what to say. So average is 6 and I passed. Three Cheers! Oh yah, tomorrow night class. Vulgar se.

Yesterday while surfing through youtube, I came across this video. Its damn hilarious I tell you. I laughed my heart out until I got a stomachache. Especially at 0:50. Damn. Cannot tahan. He just got a faceplant and still want to play it off. And end up crashing. Gosh. This never get old. I like their quotes, like "You want me to show you tough? I'll show you tough!", "I hope you like pain!", "I never lose!", "You guys gonna like this one!" and lastly "What kind of wood is this?" fwahaha. Damn classic. Wassalam.

2009-05-24T21:36:00.003+08:00

Assalamualaikum children,

Well, I spent the whole day watching my favourite tv series prison break. Yeah, I watched from season 4 episode 17 till the end of the series. The ending was sad and there will not be season 5 if you know what I mean. Give credits to the writers for this high suspense series. Awesome show and Robert Knepper aka T-Bag is a badass actor. He could be the best tv series supervillain imo.

Washed my bike today. Thought of waxing it but too lazy. Took pics of scrapes on my bike when I fell 1 month ago at sembawang drive. Like this one rider said to me “every rider must ‘kiss’ the road”. It marked the first fall with my bike. Curses. And gotta replace with new ones which cost $100. Double curses. Got cuts on my left leg still recovering. When I fell helplessly on the road pancake with my bike, there was a guy opposite me just stood on the ground watching the show. Can’t blame him though. Maybe he’s brain dead cos his reaction was like O_O. da la kne hempap dgn moto (berat) kaki mcm nk pata I tell you. Triple curses. So I turned into The Hulk for awhile, push my bike put on side stand, sit on the side road, wash the cuts and went home.

Oh yah, yesterday I twisted my left ankle while playing soccer. And it hurts. Wassalam.

Noooo.

2009-05-20T23:53:00.000+08:00

Assalamualaikum kids,

Well, nothing much happen today. The water pipe was cut off from 1pm-6pm due to renovation and I didn’t know that until my mom who just woke up from a nap told me 45 mins later. Lemah semangat bile my mom blang. Aku da la tk tahan nk melepas. Fwahaha. Luckily there’s a esso petrol station opposite my house. When there, lalalala and bought three 1.5l of mineral water.

Then went to marsiling to take my guitar back. But before that singgah masjid kejap for zuhur prayer. *halo on my head* afterwards, reached marsiling mrt. Saw a stationary car at the bus stop, and then I proceed to turn right without signal light (save battery katekn). Suddenly the car moved. I was like ‘Oh shit’. I just about 5-10m infront of him. And yeah he horn at me. Ingatkn nk horn balik, pk2 balik horn aku da la bunyi ‘pip’, buat malu company je. The car then comes to my right and the driver show the ‘I’ll have my eyes on you/I’ll be watching you’ gesture. I was like ‘What the fucking fuck’, glare at him and show the middle finger and he drove off. Tau pn takot. Fwahaha.

Got my guitar back and when home. I have to ride like a superman. Physics. Around 530pm the water is back. And we live happily ever after. Wassalam.

2009-05-18T21:18:00.001+08:00

Assalamualaikum children,

Well, it has been a long long nong nong time since I update my blog. That is because I’ve been busy with my school works XD (year 2 katekn, fwahaha). Life has been badly good and tiring as well especially on Mondays and Tuesdays.

Monday is like a freaking student zombie went to school at 8am carrying trfuckloads of books and a laptop till 6pm. Usually the teacher release us early but it still sucks. Then Tuesday is like a retard mental patient who went to school till 930pm. Usually the teacher release us early but it still sucks too. Fwahaha. The best part is there is no school on Wednesday yeah! but mostly I spend the day by playing games. im such an awful student. How am I supposed to get the director’s list? Fwahaha. Thursday is the most enjoying day cos its just a 5hrs or 3hrs of study and there’s 3 hrs of break. And we switch between watching movies or lan gaming alternatively each week during the break. Bankrupt se gni. Then Friday is one of the relaxing day. Plus soccer on weekends.

And that’s roughly how I spend the day. Pathetic right? fwahaha. Lately I’ve been hook up with facebook and fml. And that’s not a good sign. Wassalam.

2009-04-16T23:02:00.003+08:00

Assalamualaikum kids, well today I work temporary for one day only at brmn ric3 prd$e located at tngln wll as a store assistant. First time dgr igtkn kedai cine mane je, ade jual babi gknye. Fwahaha. Skali dtg tgk kedai sumsort like a non-singapore supermarket gitu and there’s no freaking rice! Fwahaha. I worked from 10am-6pm. $6.50/hr. Not bad uh. Tak penat sgt. Mcm2 org ade (customer). French, Japanese, German, British, American, Israel? Israel tkde peg mampos. Fwahaha. My supervisor is flaming hotty hot. Yeah. This one time she was talking to me. I was busy doing my work and can’t clearly hear what she said. Suddenly she laugh out loud while looking at me. I was like wtf (dlm hati). Aku pn ketawe je la. Fwahaha. Vintage umar. And Im starting to like gold 90.5 fm. Lots of classic hits. Gerek!

And that was my first time going to the city with a bike. First timer slalu sala jalan. After I exit cte to cairnhill circle, there’s a two way route. I was confident going to the left (right way). Skali tk tau mane punye mambang kacau, aku bole peg ikot krete2 yg peg on the right. Fwahaha. Luckily Singapore is a small country. Padahal it’s a ring road. Selamat. And I can’t find any parking lots for motorbike. Park je la sembarang and my father was like “ASTARFIRULLAHALAZIM!” after he know I park anyhow. Fwahaha. After work, went home (don’t want to merayap cos duit pn will merayap) and have a good time laughing at all the 4 wheelers. Jam jam jam jam jam during peak hours and the 4 wheelers drive average 60-90km/h. But I ride 110-120km/h squeeze pass through them all the way home. *evil satanic laugh*. Tu la sape suro naik 4 wheelers. Hehehehe.

Wooo arsenal won against villareal 3-0 hence aggrt 4-1. Brilliant performance. Great goals. So semi-final Mantkgune United vs Arsenal. Ala, easy game for arsenal. Referee blm tiup whistle arsenal da scrore 3. Amin. Fwahaha. O-ya forget to mention…I hate ERP. Wassalam.

2009-04-14T00:31:00.003+08:00

Assalamualaikum children, I got less than a week to enjoy before school reopen. Sadly, my semester/timetable sucks hard. Even though got a day off. Monday, 8am-6pm. Crazy or gila? Tuesday, 10am-930pm. Gila or majnun? Mostly I’ll be at blk Q which is located at the veryveryveryveryveryveryveryveryv-e-r-y end of NYP. Luckily I own a transportation. Saved my life. If not, only God knows what will happen.

Btw, I do computer services such as repair/install any program (games, microsoft, visual studio, converter, multimedia, anti-virus, spyware, add on, etc/upgrade/downgrade on laptop and desktop. Anything pm me. Wassalam.

2009-04-04T01:00:00.009+08:00

Assalamualaikum kids, I just watched monsters vs aliens online. Fwahaha. Awesome. Well dreamworks did another great job. Hilarious, good story and good for the whole family. B.O.B is the funniest (dumb) and I think Susan is hot. Fwahaha. When you got a free time, go watch this movie.

Its about “When a meteorite from outer space hits a young California girl named Susan Murphy and turns her into a giant monster, she is taken to a secret government compound where she meets a ragtag group of monsters also rounded up over the years. As a last resort, under the guidance of General W.R. Monger, on a desperate order from The President, the motley crew of Monsters is called into action to combat the aliens and save the world from imminent destruction! “.

And here goes the trailer,

2009-04-02T00:09:00.004+08:00

Assalamualaikum children, time check: 1209am and today is 2nd of april which mean april fools day is over! Fwahaha. Receives a lot of response from my previous post which means a lot got fooled. Fwahaha. Funny la you all. It just a makeup story. PWNED! Well talking about pwned, do you guys know what pwned means? Well check out the video. Btw, try add &feature=rec-HM-r2&flip=1 at the end of the url youtube videos. COOL! Wassalam.

2009-04-01T10:52:00.000+08:00

Assalamualaikum kids, just went to check letterbox and I found this. My licence just got suspended until march 2010. WHAT THE FUCK! Early in the morning got bad news. Dammit. You know why? Because yesterday I beat 2 red lights. First at the junction at yio chu kang to lentor. Got two cameras summore. Fwahaha. Second at yishun junction opposite yishun mrt. Like what the hell. I ride 100km/h suddenly the lights changed from amber to red (so fast, panic skejap). Brake brake brake until screech, crossed the line and im at the centre of the junction. Go ahead uh. Fwahaha. Now what to do? Heng. Wassalam.

Aloha

2009-03-28T23:25:00.014+08:00

A glance at doom.

Welcome to hell.

Can you spot ju-on?

By night, snorlax/munchlax came.

I wish I could drive this.

I wish I could eat this.

I love these leaves.

As the sun goes down..

Yeah. It marks the spot.

Traffic jam. But my cousin called TPs and they did a good job.

{All the pics taken using 2 megapixels phone. Poor thing}

Assalamualaikum children, well what a day. My uncle put up a party bash for his belated birthday at Aloha Resort adjacent to Costa Sand at pasir ris from Friday to Sunday. Two story terrace. Very big. Slack, chit-chat, eat, drink, toilet, swim, tv, movies, games, sports, jokes, sleep, beach, kenduri, tahlil, pranks, karaoke, pray. Fuh best.

Reunite with cousins. Love them. “eh umar, aku masih ingat dulu kecik-kecik aku dgn kau main power ranger”. Fwahaha. Paisey. A lot of cousins used to stay/overnight at my house and we raised hell. O_O. ahhhh memories.

The food was awesome. Eat, eat, eat and eat. Swimming was kickass. One by one got thrown at the pool of death. A lot of funny moments. Wake up at 2am, walked like zombie, accidently enter next door’s chalet. Fwahaha. Wth. Luckily nothing happen. Watch movies. Tk habis tgk crite Slumdog Millionaire. Ingat deepavali kepe. Fwahaha. Although im not a Hindustan fan, the film is good though. Karaoke was hilarious. Can’t stop laughing. Very keycoh uh the place. 'War sucks, let's party'. Wassalam.

Evolution Dance

2009-03-18T19:13:00.003+08:00

Assalamualaikum kids, do you know that this video has the most number of views on youtube? it has 116,062,850 views and still counting. It was posted on April 6 2006 and the tags are Dance, Comedy. Weird. But this guy got talent I must say. Cheers. Wassalam

2009-03-17T14:00:00.003+08:00

Assalamualaikum children, have you guys watched the famous horror movie called The Grudge? Well, here’s the sequel and its more scarier than the previous film. Enjoy.

Today is the results day and my results are really unexpected. I got A, A, B+, B, C and C. Not bad huh. Surprisingly I got C for both electrical principles & circuits (which is damn damn damn damn damnly damn difficult) and computer programming (common test got D, exam hard like brick. Fwahaha). Also I got A for this one module which I really ‘don’t care’, I did badly for presentation (every 2 weeks) and Im the first person to go out of the class for every lesson. Cos the teacher is from RP! (I think so) fwahaha miracle. Alhamdulillah no need to retake any module. Year 2 is coming babe. Need some respect. Fwahaha. Wassalam.

Chris Brown beat Rihanna

2009-03-16T22:41:00.004+08:00

Assalamualaikum kids, do you guys ever wonder why Chris Brown beat his girlfriend Rihanna? Well, this is a very accurate video showing why Chris Brown beat the hell out of Rihanna. Enjoy. Wassalam.

Tired

2009-03-15T22:58:00.004+08:00

Assalamualaikum children, I just want to let you know that I am super duper tired tired T-I-R-E-D. Fwahaha. Basically today went for a job interview at tampiness mall, watched dragonball evolution at yishun’ golden village and pusing2 kt i. Man, the tix cost me $10 which is equivalent to the cost of my bike full petrol tank. Bummer. I was at SLE when is stated to rain heavily. Fuh. Wild wild wet se. Luckily there’s a shelter. Wait there for more than 1 damn hour with fellow bikers but it still raining. Wanna sleep also cannot due to lightning and thunder. Damn scary I tell you.

Suppose to meet at 330pm. Time check, 345pm. Ape lagi, rembat saja. I was shivering like hell plus the needle rain. Fuh tkle angz. 400pm arrived at tampiness mall. Blablablabla. Yadayadayadayada. End at 435pm. The movie starts at 455pm. Pecut all the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay.

Arrived home at 450pm. Fuh fast huh. Then relek2 go golden village. Saw hyrul anuar and other celebrities then watch movie. People say the movie sucks or whatever. Cos they haven’t watch the full movie. Sucka. Actually the movie is pretty good. It mixes with comedy/humour/action/thriller/adventure. The effects, costumes, props are awesome. No wonder the budget is more than $100 million. But some part of the acting is average. Its like a modern dragonball.. Fwahaha. Can’t wait for the next sequel. Im a diehard dragonball fan. Don’t call me nerd.

Then after magrib my dad took me to town. Pass by tekka. Fuh. Bau curry punye la kuat. Jay walking summore. Fuh. Then went safely home and I hurt my butt. Fwahaha. Wassalam.

Oh ya btw, here’s the pics from street beatz. Presenting Letdown Bunch and that's our band logo. How cute.

2009-03-04T17:23:00.003+08:00

Hi kids. Well nothing much happen today. Since im in a 2 months holiday, thought of working at sunplaza’s pastamania as a delivery rider (anyone has a better idea?). But ended up meeting my friend at school. Thanks for the sleeves. Eat/drink. Afterwards went to yishun dam. Clouds gets darker. Went separate ways. Pastamania in mind suddenly BAAAM! rain starts to fall. Wet wetty wet. Safely at home. ERP iu spoil. Need to go lta or vicom. Lucky im staying at yishun. Everything’s here. 3 more days. I find this video very amusing. Anyone wanna buy elken products, pm me. Wassalam

Vroom Vroom

2009-02-27T00:04:00.000+08:00

Hi children, on 7 march Letdown Bunch will be performing at Cathay Cineleisure. So come down and have plenty of fun. If you thing the previous gig was awesome, the next gig will be more awesome. Hopefully. We’ll be doing covers from pop to punk (watch for this) and some sum 41 songs. Not blink 182 T_T and we haven’t practice anything. Standard. More punkier. X_X.
Oh yeah. went to ang mo kio for some business and I ride till 120km/h. fuh! Gerek. I just noticed that im the only one with p plate in the bike parking lot. Junior coming through. Fwahaha. Thanks to my cousin for giving me his helmet. Skoal bandit! Bye bye!

kr

2009-02-24T19:50:00.003+08:00

Phew, just bought Kawasaki krr 150. Blue colour. Fu plate. New member join the family. Rode the bike from the seller home at yishun to mine with reserve tank! The bike like half dead. 25km/h fwahaha! Lucky there’s a petrol station nearby. Lucky that my father saw me on his way home. No money to top up petrol T_T. Now i have to wear my beg way up high. No more sagging. O_O
AND SCHOOL IS OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! until the next sem x_x. Today sit for the last paper. PENGSAN! Damn difficult I tell you. I didn’t learn anything from this module. I lied. I learn a bit only. Like 10 cm? yeah. Hope I pass that damn module. D is good for me. Fwahaha. At least pass. Don’t want to retake. Don’t want to see the lecture theatre less than half empty while the attendance is full. Don’t want to hear life stories again. Fwahaha! Ciaow!

Big Bang!

2009-02-22T16:40:00.006+08:00

Well well, yesterday was a big day. We had our gig at music garage. I think we did pretty good…NOT! Fwahaha. We had our first practice session one day before the gig. Then we had our second practice session couples of hours before the gig. Fwahaha last minute. Some of our friends came down. Miss them. And they were awesome. Thanks the many-many. We played The Hell Song, Hot N Cold (punk rock version), There Is, Reckless Abandon, Livin’ La Vida Loca (punk rock version), Check Yes Juliet and Dammmit. Received positive response. I grade it B+- kinda show. Fwahaha. Afterwards we chill at mcdonalds. Sheeshu went home. Find a place to chill. Kene halau d ‘gotham city’. Walk aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllllllllllllllll the waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to esplanade. But I decided to go home. Cannot carry. Fwahaha. Thanks to our sis mimo for the videos. In 6/7 march, we’ll be having another gig. But this time a bit ‘grand’. It will be at Cathay Cineleisure, Orchad. Fuh hebat. See you guys there! Ciaow!

We rock?

2009-02-09T19:01:00.004+08:00

2.00pm-2.30pm Dreamer For Hire2.
30pm-3.00pm This Sweet Insanity
3.00pm-3.30pm Smoke Skreen
3.30pm-4.00pm Aleatoric
4.00pm-4.30pm Aura
4.30pm-5.00pm Melfraps
5.00pm-5.30pm Au Revoir
5.30pm-6.00pm Katherina
6.00pm-6.30pm Son Of The Bleach
6.30pm-7.00pm Fire Works Over Esplanade
7.00pm-7.30pm Save The Riots
7.30pm-8.00pm Fear Alma
8.00pm-8.30pm Asbury
8.30pm-9.00pm Letdown Bunch

Check this out. My band (me, fathi, anwar, khidhir) will be performing on the 21st feb 09 gig at music garage (bugis). Make yourself free or I'll eat you (Im starving you know). Come join/support us and have a great time together or I'll eat you (Im starving you know). My band is the last band to perform. Save the worst for the last. Fwahaha. It will be a blast. We’ll be performing songs from a heavy metal band, punk rock bands and a girly pop song covered into punk rock. It will be fun. Tickets will be sold at $8. Any enquiry please pm me. Do come or I'll eat you (Im starving you know). Enjoy ourselves. Relieve some stress and social pressure.

Good news: Blink 182 is back! Yeah that’s right kids. My all time favourite band. They reformed at the 51st grammy awards. They will be recording a new album + a world tour this summer. Hope they’ll come to Singapore and I will be in the front stand. Fwahaha. Btw I’ve change my email. You rock! Ahn young ee gah sae yo!

Officially 19!

2009-02-04T16:53:00.000+08:00

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME, IM NOT A MONKEY, TAKE A BREAK FROM SWINGING, IF YOU SMELL WHAT UMAR IS COOKING!

Hehe. I am officially 19. YEAH! Thank you all for wishing me, it makes me cry, especially when they say im old. Some even called me uncle! Fwahaha. Received a lot of messages. Fuh, cannot sleep I tell you. When I sleep, I got another message. When I got another message, I sleep. My hp’s vibration is quite strong uh. I was sleeping suddenly DURV DURV! Fuh, luckily I don’t have a heart attack. If not, I didn’t get a chance to ride a bike. Fwahaha.

Today is the last day for semester projects and my group ended it with a bang. Hehe. And yeah, I able to kick start a bike! Finally. Booyaaa dbox! Fwahaha. It took a couple of tries though. Fwahaha. Tomorrow is the common test for computer programming. Pray for me, when the teacher marks my paper, he got epilepsy and mark all my answers correct. Fwahaha ish. Last year I was 18. Today im 19. Wah, time goes by so fast! Fwahaha. Chow!

Going 19

2009-02-03T19:39:00.008+08:00

Hi kids,

Well today is the last presentation for this semester. (insert an adjective) YEAAAAAAAAAH! I think I did pretty good….NOT! I got a short flu due to the damn air conditioner, but I battled my way through the whole presentation. Cey! It was ok la. Talking about smoking. Pfffttt. And I got grade B! T_T Now that the presentation is over, I can focus on the common test and exams (like real).

I got good news, TOMORROW IS MY BIRTHDAY! Yeah man. Going to be 19. Da abg2. Still legal to drink alcohol (not halal!) but I got better news, my dad gonna buy for me a bike this saturday! Woooooooooohoooooooooo! Hopefully. And my mum gonna be very upset about this. Fwahaha. Man, can’t wait to get my hands on kr (my dad's favourite too. Its in the blood man!). Can’t wait to feel the breeze. But I got a problem, I still can’t kick start a bike! Fwahaha. Must learn how to kick start a bike if not paisey! Drop my water face. Fwahaha. So guys, pray for me that my dad gonna buy me a bike this Saturday. Amin.

In memory of EG1216 Comm Skills RIP. 5 China students and 1 Malaysian boy are not include in the picture below. Today is the day where we know that our teacher is from Kedah. Illegal immigrant! Fwahaha. Roger and out!

Counting the days.....

2009-01-29T18:54:00.002+08:00

Aduhhh my heart is broken man. My mom said that I will get my bike in the next four months. Sebab nak tanggung pembelanjaan kakak aku di university. Adui bise. FOUR DAMN MONTHS! Do you know how long is that? --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- this long! Kalaula kakak aku tk masuk university. Fuh. Da jadi biker uh. Need to earn money man. Thought of working at Gloria jean’s again. Hmmmm. Wanna buy Kawasaki kr or Honda sp but prefer kr coz sp is common.

Every day (excluding weekends) my heart filled with jealousy. Cey! Watching my friend who had just passed his licence riding a bike to school. Fuh cannot tahan. Kawasaki kr lagi. Fuh. 2 strokes lagi. Fuh. Blue colour lagi. Fuh. Tested his bike (first time ride kr) fuh hebat! Super fast. Power la org kate.

School was retarded. No more computer programming, maths, analogue and digital electronics. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaaw! Counting the days when I get to ride a bike to school (padahal skola dkt je) fwahaha. Chow!

2009-01-22T20:09:00.002+08:00

Hello ladies…. And the boys too.

Well, I passed class 2B driving license TP test and I will be receiving my driving license in less than a month by post. Yeah. Woke up [bangun terkejut] at 6am man. Just drink a hot tea then off go to SSDC. Arrived at 710am. Was kanchong a bit coz some of them have started practising. There were 90 of them. By 930am the testers came. 5 in the circuit. 5 on the road. Sume nak kene hanta tembak punye. Tuek-tuek se. I was wearing tag number 75. The test started at 945am. Very intense man. By 1015 I was tested. Pretty nervous. I accidently dropped my right leg but the TP didn’t see [too old]. Lucky. Results were given at 1115am in the classroom. Names who being called by the TPs are the one who fail and left. Less than half passed. There were a lot of funny things happened in the classroom. Watch documentary. Pledge and disappear. Attend school for two damn crazy hours. Then home. REMPIT SAMA DIA!

The new era begins.

2009-01-01T18:49:00.005+08:00

HAPPY NEW YEAR TO THE PEAOPLE OF THE EARTH!!

Well, hello 2009 baby. Celebrating New Year was a BOMB! Meet up with halame, bai, hadi, yaya and ifwat at Dhoby Ghaut around 930pm and we walked all the waaaaaaaaaaaaay to city hall for sightseeing/celebrations. The lightings/decorations are awesome. Walked for 1 damn hour (dammit) and we were out of gas. So we buzz to McDonalds adjacent to Maulana but it was damn fullio (dammit). End up we took MRT bugis to zamzam. Unfortunately it was closed (dammit). Luckily theres a shop nearby called Al-Baik Mariam Nasi Kandar (eh?) which was open. Finish up honey nasi briyani (sedap maot) then headed off to padang by bus. By 1200am 2009, everybody starts to scream/make noises/cheer and there was a beautiful fireworks display (indeed). By the time the fireworks end, everybody start to disappear. There were matreps and banglas happy times. Really funny. All went to 7-11 to buy drinks but only 1 of us did. While we were jalan-jalan to bugis, there were these pranksters spraying foam sprays to the unlucky pedestrian along peninsula to city hall mrt. Eventually these suckers sprayed to this 1 clan and a fight broke off. Everybody like standing and having fun watching the fight. Typical singaporean. Luckily there were a group of police cut of the fight. And blalala. We continue our to bugis and we were like madmen/hooligans. We passed by a fish n co outlet and there was these 2 hot girls wish us a happy new year and I replied back HAAAAAPYYYY NEEEEEEEEEEW YEEEEAAAAAOOOORRRRRRR! and they laugh out loud which make them even more hotter. We thought we saw Liya. We shout her name off. But when we were close, it was her sister Lidyana ( ok i know ). Paisey. Reached bugis and farewell to all. Went back with ifwat by mrt. Got these indians reunion video cording/took pictures and occupied both row of seats. ifwat and I was the only malays seat at corner. We were like ‘smile and wave’. Alighted at yishun and buzz to home. Along the way home, it was creepy, dark, silent, windy and reminds me of the stories on misteri jam 12. Tak habis2 teringat kakak ‘cantik’. Reached home at 2am. Washed up and zzzzzzz.

It was a great start to 2009. 2008 was an awesome year. A lot of beautiful memories. aaaahhhh. R.I.P 2008.

2008-12-26T22:16:00.005+08:00

Hi kids,

Well, today after friday prayers, went for lan gaming with hadi, yaya, bai, halym, jepp, fat, usop, haziq, azhar and jackie ‘muhammad’ chan at ang mo kio’s raiders. We played battlefield 2 and counter-strike while usop and fat played dota. Clearly battlefield is much better than cs. The graphic, sounds, weapons, controls, systems are amazing. I wanna buy it someday. And for cs, jepp got pwned by me. Fwahaha. Awesome. We played more than 2 hrs. Before went home, solat asar at muttaqim and came across this fucky mother who cursed/scold/swearing her daughter in front of the mosque. The girl ( 5 or 6 years old )had problems when she wanna buy a drink at a vending machine and her mom like ‘bodo la kau’ several times. I felt like giving her a stone cold stunner. Poor little girl, may the force be with you.

I found this hilarious ( for me & yaya too. fwahaha ) spoof video of The Dark Knight weeks ago and just wanna post it here. This never get old. Cheers.

Another bad boy joins the family

2008-12-22T19:30:00.007+08:00

Hi kids,

Today I thought of buying a pair of shoes, belt and whatever I have in mind. But I end up buying a Tom DeLonge signature ES-333 guitar. I’ve been looking this guitar for 2 years man. I got seduced. I used all my money in the bank and it left like $8+. Fwahaha. But now its all mine. WoOoOoOoOo!

This baby has a semi hollow body, rosewood fingerboard, 22 frets, fitted with dirty fingers humbucker and one volume control. Very simple design. It sounds awesome. I jizzed my pants while playing it. Fwahaha just kidding. Suitable for playing punk rock music and others too. Now I have to save and top up money in the bank. Fuh.

I want to sell a BC Rich Assassin body art collection:
· Body: Basswood
· Neck: Maple
· Fingerboard: Rosewood
· Neck Joint: Bolt-on
· Bridge: Tune-o-matic
· Pick-ups: One single-coil, one humbucker

Awesome sound. Can play all genre of musics. No chip. Very rare guitar. Any enquiries contact\tag me.

Rocking off.

We had joy, we had fun, we had seasons in the sun

2008-12-20T23:44:00.010+08:00

Hi children,

Phew, yesterday came back from a 5 days holiday at KL. First of all, thanks to my friends, iskandar’s family for the whole wonderful holiday and Mr Ramli our chauffeur. Damn it was a blast. It was the best holiday ever for this year. There were 9 of us – me, jaf, yaya, bai, hadi, halame, kondar, sepul and dzul.

On 141208 night, jaf, yaya, bai, hadi, halame and I meet at woodlands mrt station before going to city square to meet the others. Man, my beg was heavy. I was like a nemesis carry a rocket launcher and a navy gun. Then we ate at city square’s McDonalds and waited at ktm for more than 30 mins. At 11.08 the train arrived, we packed ourselves in. bai, yaya, hadi and I at one corner of the cabin and the others at the other corner of the cabin. Pathetic. We eat/drink and played uno. At 1am+ we returned to our bed. I slept like 3hrs of the 8 hrs journey from JB to KL Sentral. Nocturnal for awhile due to the noises/snoring like snorlax.

On 151208, arrived at KL Sentral at 6am+ and performed subuh prayers. Had breakfast at McDonalds then ride kereta sewa to Royal Bintang Damansara. Met iskandar’s family then check in. Put our begs in our rooms at level 6. I was amazed by the rooms. Had breakfast in the hotel then lunch at Asam Pedas. The foods are awesome. Then we shop for foods and stock up our supply in hotel rooms. Afterwards we played water polo. Back to hotel at 7pm+. Watched a lame movie and played uno then zzzzz.

On 161208, breakfast, off we go to Sunway Lagoon. We cramped in a Toyota Estima. We went all the 5 parks which cost RM90 – extreme, amusement, water, wild life and scream park. The scream park is the lamest park that ever created! but pretty cool though x_x”. The shit part is that some rides are limitless. Like WTFuck. Injured myself while rolling down the suspended bridge. Stupid. Rollercoaster, tomahawk, 360 rotating pirate ship, surf, blue carpet and flying fox are the things I enjoyed. The rest are average. We ended at 6pm+ then makan time. Ate nasi goreng cendewan and ice mocha smoothie. FUH! Bile perut sme da full tbe2 makcik kondar nk blanje mkn plak at Mache. Bile smpi kedai tu, suddenly ade selere plak. Satu2 mcm ali baba. The table was full with delicious foods. Org tgk pn heran. Fwahaha. Head to hotel and zzzzz.

On 171208, breakfast, off we go to time square Cosmo’s World. It cost RM 48 including school holidays rate. Their rollercoaster was the ‘kick’ better than Sunway Lagoon’s. We went for lunch at The Chicken Rice Shop. Afterwards we went for bowling. I scored the highest points. Now, bowling is my new favourite game. Continue to Cosmo’s and ride a space attack. The devil’s own luck begins. The ride stops half-way leaving us hanging in the air for 10 mins+. Next we ride the rollercoaster. When we reached the summit, it stopped without warning. Everyone like WTFUCK! It was like 101 ft high [random]. All start to panic. Some even cried ‘Im still young to die’ while we like joking around at the back. After that we ride DNA Mixer. I have to admit, it is the raddest ride ever! Phew thank God im still alive. Then we head to Petaling Street for shopping. Met Huda and her family. Around 8pm+ aunty Rina invite us to her house then we treat us dinner at Santai. Awesome foods. Then we shop like madmen and spent RM 250+ on junk foods. Zzzzz at hotel and my shorts fly like an eagle to the opposite building. Sigh.

On 181208, woke up late, breakfast for 5 mins and lunch at hotel. Took pictures with Marcel, missed Sheila On 7. Went shopping at The Curve and Cineleisure, booked tickets for The Day When the Earth Stood Still at 920pm and Yes Man at 1215am. Played water polo again but with a new spiked ball. End at 7pm+ get ready to watch movies. Before we watch Yes Man, we played pool and someone keep missing the shots. Funny. Im not recommend you to watch TDWTESS unless you’re a sci-fi or Keanu Reeves fan or whatever. Yes man was hilarious. Jim Carrey is a great actor. Unfortunately both ending sucks. It was like at the climax suddenly it end. And I was like huh. We lepak for awhile then some need to go back to hotel. Some of us met Nasha Aziz. Damn, she’s hot like a fiery flame and tall like a giraffy the giraffe. After that we lepak at McDonalds. Ate 2 pcs chicken meal which is spicier and better then KFC. Off we go to hotel and zzzzz.

On 191208, breakfast, packed up, stacked up, check-out, bye2 to hotel, off to KL Sentral, parted ways with sepul and dzul. Wait at KL Sentral for 2 hrs. Shop. Shoes don’t have size for my feet. Hate it. Bought KFC, upload train at 2pm. The boring part was that we sat at the opposite site which looks like the train move backwards. Played cards, watched Garfield, Loony Tunes and arrived at JB around 7pm+. Passport/custom check, blablabla and reached woodland checkpoint at 8pm. Bye2 to halame coz he took the train to tanjong pagar. Waited for kondar fwahaha, then farewell to all. Ride a cab home. Made surprised to family, they thought I was gonna come back later. Unloaded all things and zzzzz.

Total money spent – RM 15000+. We spent like a rockstar. Yeah that’s right kids A ROCKSTAR! An awesome memorable holiday. Hope more to come. Pictures will be uploaded soon. Btw happy birthday to yaya, our crazy guy. So what’s next boys?